Getting creative

Walking around trying to soothe my crying daughter I had a stroke of creative genious that revealed itself in a song. And as the generous person I am I want to share it with you. Listen to this melody by Police.

Are you humming the melody to yourself now? Great. Now add these lyrics written by yours truly.
Every burp you make
Every wind you break
 Every dump you take
Every poop you make
 I'll be changing you

Oh can't you pee
A little less on me
Don't cry about the poo
Cause I'll be changing you

I am totally claiming copyrights for the lyrics, but you are welcome to use them for calming down your own offspring!